Sunday, November 30, 2025

Piano Rant

 I'm tired of being battered and slammed!

I don't want my keys to get jammed!

Sophie bashed my keys so hard, half an hour later, it still rang!

That dreadful, evil clang.

I felt as if I were in an earthquake!

How much can a baby piano take?

I don't care if Amelia was being annoying.

After all, my keys still made a chaotic "Toing!"!

Even if Amelia played off time...

who am I to pay for that crime?

Dear Sophie, I'll sue!

I'll sue and you'll have to pay to make my strings brand new!

If you hurt me again with that slam,

I'll quit, and you know I can!

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