My plan’s ruined!
Humans are stupid. We can all agree on that. I even admit that I’m stupid! The point is that we need another species that has our same motor skills and abilities. If I’m being honest, I didn’t know where to start!
I thought I could start by mixing some things to create a bacteria or amoeba of some sort. Good idea, right? I know. But I still didn’t know where to start! I decided to grow some mould, so some leftover pasta from when I forgot to take out my lunchbox would be perfect! It’s a win-win scenario, I don’t get to be yelled at by my mom, and I get to create my species. Of course, when food rots, it starts to smell. It wasn’t unbearable, you just had to put on a hazard mask when you entered my room!
Then disaster struck. My mom started asking why my room smelled like a public bathroom. I had to tell her I was "aging a blue cheese for a project," which surprisingly worked until the mould started trying to migrate out of the container. I noticed a translucent slime trail heading toward my desk lamp. It wasn't exactly a thumb or a hand, but it was movement! My creation was literally reaching for the light!
I immediately fed it more pasta, but it spat it back out at me! Attitude much! I’m literally your birthgiver! So I fed it some mushrooms, and it spat it right back at me! I decided it must feel cold, so I gave it some really posh clothes! It suited it really well, but the mould started tugging at it and ripped it to shreds. I’m fed up with it!
I left it alone for a few days to see if its attitude cooled off, but when I opened the drawer I kept it in, it threw a pencil at me!. That’s it, I’m fed up with it! I’m telling my mom to throw you out. If I can put you in this world, I can take you out of it!
