Piano Rant

 I'm tired of being battered and slammed!

I don't want my keys to get jammed!

Sophie bashed my keys so hard, half an hour later, it still rang!

That dreadful, evil clang.

I felt as if I were in an earthquake!

How much can a baby piano take?

I don't care if Amelia was being annoying.

After all, my keys still made a chaotic "Toing!"!

Even if Amelia played off time...

who am I to pay for that crime?

Dear Sophie, I'll sue!

I'll sue and you'll have to pay to make my strings brand new!

If you hurt me again with that slam,

I'll quit, and you know I can!

Apologies to my Piano

 My deepest sorries, piano.

Just rage I was seein', bro.

You see,

My sister was ragebaiting me!

I was just playing Laufey,

but Amelia started playing off beat from me, thinking it was okay!

I know you have expensive taste,

and my bashing had an uncalled-for case,

but please accept my apology!

I'll even give you my dad's car keys!

I'm really sorry piano, I truly am!

Next time I'll take my rage out on Amelia, that damn scam!

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