Sunday, August 6, 2023

Diary of an Elevator part 2

 Date: Nov 2, 2022



Dear Diary,


Sally came today… ugh. Now I have personal beef with Sally because I just wanted to help her with my first entry! I made sure NOT to put on classical music playlist 246! She clearly was mad at me for not putting her favorite song on but honestly, would you do something nice for someone who DIDN’T appreciate it when you tried to save their literal LIFE? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Sally made faces at me so I did what I bet I will still think that it was the right choice to do 10yrs from now. I crashed to the floor and let her run out. Yeah, I’m not your average elevator. I’m not gonna be bossed around! If Sally comes on board, I’m crashing down.


Anyway, Kaitlyn came after that! Usually kids like a song called Heat Waves, so I played it for her and she was so happy she danced and danced until the end of the ride! Then she said “Bye Elevator!” but the thing she said after that warmed my heart. “I love you!” She said I love you! For the first time, I am loved! This was not a good day, it’s a great day! After that, the best thing happened. Eason was replaced with the one and only… Ellie! Yes! Ellie has come! We blew kisses and jumped together for soo long! I told her about everything, about the little monsters, Eason, Kaitlyn, and Sally! I was overjoyed! “You pinky promise never to leave me again?” I said. “I promise!” She told me all the jokes she had learned for the rest of the night. I laughed so hard the manager of the building almost came! The next morning we did all the stuff we used to do, we went up together, and we went down. 


Ella The elevator

Diary of an Elevator Part 5

 Date: Saturday, November 5th



Dear Diary,


Today a girl with blonde hair blowing bubble gum came in. I tried playing some music for her but she took out her phone, plopped on some earbuds, and started jamming to her own tunes. Then I think she got a call from someone because she suddenly put her phone against her ear and said “Hey! Oh the noise? That’s just the stupid elevator music. It’s like, so cringe, like, oh my garr.”. The nerve of this woman! She called me stupid! That is the most offensive (And only) insult I’ve ever heard! Talk about rude. This is what she looked like: 






  Later that day she came. She was on her phone again. This time she was with another girl! This girl looked like a copy and paste of the brat girl. She looked like this:


She was scrolling on her phone while saying “Oh my garrr, girl, your make-up looks GORG!”. What does “Gorg” even mean? I’ve seen people say “Gorgeous” but “Gorg” seems like a short version of “Gorgeous”. The pink brat girl said, “OMG ALEXA!! BRAD JUST TEXTED ME!!”. Why was she screaming? People get texts all the time. Why would a text from some random guy named “Brad” be any special? Anyway, I guess the friend’s name is Alexa. “OMG CLAIRE!! FOR REAL?!” Shouted Alexa. What is the deal with this Brad guy? He’s a human, just like everybody else. So I guess the brat girl I saw first is named Claire. Claire shouted “EEEEK!!”. Excuse me Claire, but can you lower your voice? I’m going crash to the down if you don’t. So I did. I crashed down. Hey, it wasn’t my fault! She was making a racket! Think twice next time you shout in this elevator! Suddenly, My floor was starting to hurt. Oh well! It’s probably growing pain. It’ll be gone tomorrow. Right?

Ella The elevator


Diary of an elevator 4

 Date: Nov 4, 2022



Dear Diary,


Today I woke up feeling gloomier than ever. Ellie kept on eyeing me every chance she got. Kaitlyn came to stop by, she had a friend! I thought this would cheer me up, but it brings me down so much. Kaitlyn first started with her daily joke, but as soon as she said “elevator” her friend cut her off and said, “Why are you talking to this dumb elevator?”. Of course, Kaitlyn stood up for me and said “The elevator isn’t dumb! It’s my friend! You’re the one who's dumb!” Yes! Go, Kaitlyn! Her friend looked offended and then said “If you’re going to be dumb with the elevator, you won’t be my friend.” Kaitlyn looked down at her shoes and finally let out a small “Fine…”. Her friend grinned and said “C’mon, kick this stupid elevator with me!” She kicked me, and it hurt! Kaitlyn joined and landed a light kick but then her stupid friend said “You’re so weak! Kick harder!” Then Kaitlyn kicked me hard this time, but it wasn’t the physical pain that was hurting, in fact, that part was nothing compared to my mental pain. After they got off, I realized I had no friends now. I became mad, mad at Ellie, Emily, Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn’s friend, but mostly, I was mad at myself. While Emily was taking someone up, Ellie said “Hey!”. I ignored her, I didn’t want to get one of those ugly glares again then she said “Hey I was just pretending!  Emily is such a pick me! I'm really sorry I kept on giving you those glares.”. Oh. My. God. “You were pretending the whole time?” I shouted. “Shh! She doesn’t know yet!” Ellie said. Emily came back down and saw Ellie talking to me and said “Why are you talking to this piece of trash brat?!” Emily glared at her with the same glare that started this war between me and Emily, and then said “You’ve been using me! I thought you were my friend!” Emily looked at Ellie, stunned. “No I have not!” Emily blurted out. “I have been with you second you were sad! In return, this is what you do to me?!” Ellie looked at her as if her metal was wood. “Since when have you been there for me?! I’ve been there for you, but where were you when I needed you?” She said. Emily looked down and then looked at the wall. She continues looking at the wall, I guess it would make it less awkward for both of us. Ellie and I talked and talked, we talked almost as much as we did when we met each other after 2 months! I was so happy to have my best friend again. It was a beautiful, beautiful, day.





Ella   The Elevator


Diary of an elevator (Part 3)

 Date: Nov 3 2022


Dear Diary,


Today a new elevator moved in! As soon as she moved in I was ready to say “Hi! Will you be my friend?” but Ellie beat me to it. She said, “EMILY?! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!”. Clearly, Ellie knew this elevator. Ellie then explained how Emily was her friend who helped her in all the rough times. I said hi to Emily but she gave me a face, a face that had ew-who-are-you-why-are-you-stealing-my-friend written all over it. Ellie continued chattering with Emily but every once in a while, Emily gave me a glare, well, she clearly didn’t like me. 


Kaitlyn came after that, so she cheered me up. I decided to stop being a total chicken and talk to Ellie about Emily’s behavior, but then before I could tell Ellie, Emily whispered something into Ellie’s ear, and then Ellie said “Sorry, Ella. Emily feels left out when I talk to you.”. Excuse me, but that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard come out of someone’s mouth. Even Sally isn’t as stupid as Emily! I only said 5 words and then Emily is like “ElLiE I’M fEeLiNg LeFt oUt ElLa’S tAlKiNg To yOu ToO mUcH”. The scent of an attention seeker is so strong even I can smell it, and I don’t even have a nose! When Emily was sleeping I decided to talk to Ellie. Ellie said that Emily doesn’t want her to talk to me, but I insisted that Emily was not listening and we could go on about ourselves. I gave her a piece of my mind and said “Emily is using you, can’t you see? She wants you all to herself. She doesn’t feel left out. She wants to keep you all to yourself. Soon I bet, she will betray you. So don’t get your hopes up high for this so-called “friend”.” Emily then shouted “HEY! NONE OF THAT IS TRUE! Ellie, my bestie for life, why would I ever use you? Don’t stay away from me! If anything, stay away from this Ella girl.” Ellie then looked at Emily in such a kind way, as if she was thankful for what Emily had just told her. Then she glanced at me. The same glance that greeted me when I met Emily. The eyes burnt me so badly. Her hatred had spread throughout all of my metal like wildfire. For the first time, I kind of felt… alone.




Ella  the elevator


Diary of an elevator

 




Hi!! My name is Ella, Ella the elevator. I’m really excited to start this diary so here we go!



Date: Oct 31, 2022




Dear Diary,


Today two really scary small monsters came in. They were so scary! One was wrapped in what I think was toilet paper all around its body except one eye.  The other monster said “Yoo, sick mummy costume!”  That scared the living soul out of me! So this monster is not only scary, it’s a mom, and it’s sick! Tell me, what else could be scarier than that? 


The other monster had BLOOD dripping from his mouth! Gah! Is he going to eat my spring? He also had a black coat around the back part of his body. How is he not cold? When people come in and they lean on me, they’re so cold! It must be so cold outside! Anyway, his hair was very fancy and combed. (Ugh, I wish I had hair.) 

When I was going up, they took off their clothes, I thought they were going to vanish into thin air, but they had normal human clothes underneath! Not only were they wearing human clothes, they looked like humans! So these monsters are disguising as humans! I wish I could talk so I could warn the others! 


After, my favourite person came today, Sally! Sally told me her name while she was on her phone. Ever since, we’ve been best friends! Sally walked in and I was ready to put on her favourite song, classical music playlist number  246! She always smiles when I put it on. Right before I was going to put it on, another one of those mini monsters hopped in! AHH!! SALLY RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!! 


Luckily, Sally was sitting far away from the mini monster. I prayed that the monster wouldn’t attack Sally. 

To make matters even worse, they were going on to the same floor! So after they got out of me, I wouldn’t know what would happen to Sally! 


I was shivering with fright. My whole body was shivering, clearly, Sally was starting to take notice. She was probably so shocked her best friend was scared because I had never gotten scared before! She was so shocked she couldn’t speak! She said words like “oh” and “uh” over and over again.


Then I had a complete meltdown and crashed to the floor.  I opened my gates so Sally could gasp for air, but instead Sally and the monster ran out.


I was glad the monster was out, but the fact that Sally ran out too was bad. I was trying to help her, Do you know what did I do wrong?





   Ella   The elevator

Thursday, June 22, 2023

Rain

Rain 



I hate the rain! It's cloudy and it's gray, it's chilly all day!


I don't care if it's good for the plants! You go sit in the rain with your plants while I continue my rant!

It's no good for me! It's good for plants like you said but I'm not a plant! I'm not green! I don't grow beans!

Beware of the storm! Puddles don't cuddle!

You know the rhyme "It's raining it's pouring the old man is pouring, he went to bed and hit his head and couldn't wake up in the morning!"

This rhyme proves just how lethal rain can be! 

So rain rain go away come back another day, please!

Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Robots Have Taken Over (Part 1)



Robots Have

Taken Over.



   Page 1

“A bit of

backstory"


Hi, my name is Xavier. It’s been a few years since robots have taken over. 


To give you a bit of backstory, society starts using robots a lot, and over the period of ten years, people use robots on a daily basis. But, humans are rude to robots, extremely rude. 



After, the incident happened. I remember it like it was yesterday. Friday, November 17th, 2078. Everybody was so excited to go home for the weekend, until at 7:32PM, suddenly the robots started shooting lasers, guns, laser guns, basically every single weapon they had.



 I remember my mom calling me on my phone, telling me to hide in the bathroom, before getting shot. I had no idea what had just happened to my mom, I was only eight. I hid in the bathroom and waited impatiently for my mom to come, but she never did. 



All of the shouts and shots outside were overwhelming me, and I fell asleep about six hours later. I went outside and saw the sky covered with smoke, a lot of people lying dead on the floor, and fire. The fire flamed in my eyes, I just stared at my street and didn’t stop for a long long time. 



I stayed a day more in my house’s bathroom, I used the sink in the bathroom for hydration, and when I got very hungry, I’d the remaining food in the cabinets, since the fridge wasn’t working.



 After 3 days of this routine, I realized what had happened. I realized my mom wasn’t coming back from work. I had seen those dents of lasers, they were laser weapons from robots.



 I was very sad, but I knew I had to go on. I would cry myself to sleep, drink from the tap, and get shelter in my home. It was broken, just like my heart.



   

        Xavier


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